Spread Collar Shirts

You've probably been thinking "longwing, how come you never wear spread collar shirts"

So I'm thinking that's a very good question. I don't wear spread collar shirts because I only know how to tie a tie one way and it looks like hell with a spread collar shirt.

Now you may be thinking "dummy, why don't you learn how to tie a different kind of knot."

And I'm thinking it's because I'm kind of tall so I have to make my knots very small to keep my tie from looking all short and goofy.

Now I'm thinking your thinking "dummy, why don't you just buy some longer ties?"

And what I'm definitely thinking is enough with the questions already.

And then there is this:



I don't have to tell you because you already know that longwing is not from New York or London or Paris even. longwing may be from the sticks but have you ever seen anything like this in your life?. More like a where's-the-collar shirt if you ask me.